As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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