no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
