I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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