Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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