Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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