yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
handjob tips. give me some.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
