sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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