took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
