Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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