Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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