would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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