My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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