What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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