Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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