am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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