If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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