So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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