Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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