My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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