Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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