I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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