I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
