i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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