Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I need you to use more vowels.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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