Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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