Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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