So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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