Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
