but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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