Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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