No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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