Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i will never coherently bang her
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
