i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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