hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Randomize