Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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