We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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