I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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