He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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