i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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