Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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