Umm I'm too high to move.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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