Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
it hurts more in the daytime
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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