They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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