Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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