Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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