Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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