Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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