sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
