I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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