after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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