ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Randomize
