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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Let's paint friendship bongs
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
