you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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